"Your tattoos will look horrible when you’re older"
true friendship is going from “look at these cute shoes” to “do you like being choked sexually” in under ten minutes
i have some weird kinks but at least i dont wanna fuck some animated ponies
i will literally try to pet any cat i can don’t doubt me
you think you’re cool but you’re just room temperature
i never really liked
until i found out
what it tastes like
when you write it in frosting
on top of a cake
Me (located in Iceland) and my friend (located in New Zealand) made the biggest sandwich of all time.